Wednesday, July 16, 2008 ;
9:26 PM
Is stress getting to your head? Feeling kinda jittery in class, panicky at home or having isommia at night? Here are several tips for relieving stress.



1) Buy a one-way airticket to Afganistan and live there for 10 years.



Its guranteed that you will be more than willing to return back to Singapore after your long, relaxing vacation.



2) Collect snails and slugs from a nearby garden to pour salt over them.



The viciousness of the snails and slugs shrivelling from the salt is a sure-fire way to brighten up your day. What a great way to learn about osmosis too (Bio SPA).



3) Open your phone directory, call a random person and claim to be from a pizza store. Then, confirm an imaginary list of 'ordered' food and say that it would arrive at the person's doorstep shortly.


Who doesn't love a splice of pizza cut straight from its introns, still hot and fresh.



4) Redo ALL the primary 3 xi zi (chinese practise writing) for fun.



Your hand would be so painful that you wouldn't notice that your head hurting from stress.



5) Drink 1.0mol/dm3 of acidified potassium maganate (VII).



Its rumoured to be beneficial for the stomach and kidneys. Besides, it would turn you into a nice shade of purple.



6) Edit the entries on Wikipedia, especially articles regarding Maclaurins series.



Don't you find Maclaurins especially excitable, just like a public holiday or soap bubbles popping?



7) Make a new frienemy.



Its a cross-breed between a friend and an enemy and its all the rage in Japan, Korea and Taiwan. Even well known stars are rumoured to follow this trend.



8) Produce 998.9 potato chips of dimensions 30mm x 5mm x 5mm.



Got a scapel in 1 hand? Tweezers in the other? What are you waiting for?



9) Drop a block of pure Potassium metal into hot, concentrated sulphuric acid.



Write a book about your experiences then and i gurantee you that it will be a best seller.



Finally...



Are you ready...



Drumroll please...



10) Sit back, relax and take one thing at a time. Things that you can change, change. Things that you cannot change (like the JCTs score), don't bother. Remember, always look towards your future!



Please don't hold me liable for any distress, injury, death or damage to property after following the above advice.



LEE BAI SONG SAMUEL (copyrighted)


22/08- the class that rocks(:




Whiteboard
term 1 10'
Annette’s birthday- 23/1/10
Clarabel’s birthday- 17/2/10
Debbie’s birthday- 4/3/10
Khehyang’s birthday- 9/3/10

term 2 09'
Daniel’s birthday- 28/3/10
Hong lii’s birthday- 16/4/10
May’s birthday- 18/4/10

term 3 09'
Sihui’s birthday- 1/6/10
Rong sheng’s birthday- 5/6/10
Judith’s birthday- 12/6/10
Lavina’s birthday- 29/7/10
Vanessa’s birthday- 26/8/10
Shawn’s birthday-28/8/10

Term 4 09'
Jocelyn's birthday-19/9/10
Qimin's birthday-26/9/10
Soonhui's, Samuel's birthday- 27/9/10
Jermain's birthday-11/10/10
Jingjing's birthday- 12/10/10
Andrea's , Lihui's birthday- 29/11/10
Shing Jiuan's birthday- 4/12/10
Yuan teng's birthday- 23/12/10
and a day to rmb always- START OF 'A's-091109
It's just our lao shis(:
MRS LIM/ MRS ANG/MR NG
Biology! =D

LING/YE/OUYANG/DONG LAOSHI
Chinese

MR GOH
Chemistry

MR HO/ MR NG/MR CHAN
Economics

MISS J/MR ELWIN
Geography

MR AULIA/ MRS CHNG/Mr Peck
GP

MR KAO
PW

MR GAN
Mathematics

RANK RANK(:
OUR HEADS :D
Soon hui(:
Vanessa(:

THE treasurer
Rong Sheng(;

THE CLASS REPS
Math- Nette(:
Bio- Lihui(:
Chem- Sihui(:
Econs-Jason(:
Chinese- Lavina(:
GP- Samuel(:
Geog-non existent(:
KI- soon hui(:
IT- Daniel (:
Reading- Kheh Yang (:
PW- May(:

THE Care reps
Judith(:
Sihui(:
Andrea(:
Yuan teng(:
Jingjing(:
Jermain(:
THE NAUGHTY PEOPLE
Andrea
Soon hui
Vannesa
Yuan teng
Liling
Samuel
Jingjing
Sihui
Jocelyn
Hong lii
Khehyang
Lihui
Jermain
Shing Jiuan
May
Shawn
Rong Sheng
Lavina
Annette
Judith
Jason
Daniel
Debbie
Clarabel
Qimin


Whiteboard
EHEHEH! TALK SOMEMORE TALK SOMEMORE!



Byebye!
MR HO(:
YE LAOSHI(:
Andrea=))
Annette=))
Clarabel=))
Daniel=))
Harry=))[sam's taiwan buddy]
Jermain=))
Lavina=))
Liling=))
Vanessa=))


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